How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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9/11

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Hitler is my role model

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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