Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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World Peace

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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how does peploe get around they walk

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knock knock your gay

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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