what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Your Mom

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women leaving the kitchen

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Chayton

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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obama is a good president

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Anti Joke

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