whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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ruddell and dodds anal

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Nah

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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