Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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I am really good at math debating

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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A guy is playing cod

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Obama-Care

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Poop

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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How do magnets work?

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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