Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Womens rights

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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