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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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minorities.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Women's sports.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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