Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Your Mom

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Chayton

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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obama is a good president

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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