- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

The WNBA.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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