- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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