Chuck Norris died.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Anti Joke

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