"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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i have 2 penises

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