Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

planking.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Chayton

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Hitler was Jewish.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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