planking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Penis!

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Communism

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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