- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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