- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Knock Knock Come in

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Get in the van

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