- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

A guy is playing cod

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

How do magnets work?

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Knock, knock. Come in!

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Knock knock No one was home

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

S.O.P.A

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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