balls in ya mouf

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

stuff and dogs {()}

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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