Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Justin Bieber

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Compton

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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My mom just died....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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