A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Grapefruit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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