- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

knock knock Come in.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Lil' Wayne

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

"Hello." "Hi."

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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