why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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penis that is all

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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