What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Chaney is a dumb b****

why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Jake Bowar

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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