What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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