Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Women

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Adam Sandler.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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