1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Women's sports.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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