What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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