whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

nine...eleven

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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