Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Benevolent villain.

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Rock mattress.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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