antijokes

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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A jew went to Germany.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Sarah Palin is President

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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