How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Obama-Care

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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How do magnets work?

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Knock Knock Come in

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