Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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planking.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Your Mom

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Woman's Rights.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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penisface

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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want to go home? yea

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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