Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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suck my dick.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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