- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

baby seal walks into a bar

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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