- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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