Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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NEVER

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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