What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Wolf Pussy

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Kittens.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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