Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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The WNBA

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Wolf Pussy

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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