Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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