Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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minced oaths

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Can I touch it?

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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balls in ya mouf

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