- Anti Joke

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.