How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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