- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

knock knock your gay

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

My mom just died....

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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