How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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