There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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A jew went to Germany.

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Hello

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Water, please.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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