Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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penis

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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