What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Hi colton

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

who eats pencils asians

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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