"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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