Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Your Mom

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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