ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

NEVER

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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