Lebron Traveled

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Whats 0+0 0

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Rob Bell

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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