Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Women's Basketball.

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World Peace

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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George Bush.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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whats gay ? you

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Anti Joke

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