Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Dozer has a soul

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What's up? The sky.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Pavel Novak

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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