What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

balls in ya mouf

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

NEVER

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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