How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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planking.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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