Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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you just lost the game!

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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W.N.B.A.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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