- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Women's rights.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Someone told me about this website.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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