How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Dozer has a soul

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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