What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Once upon a time.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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This is not a good joke.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Anal cheese curds.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Small titties.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Hummer.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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