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Busted? What the hell is going on?

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

Bin Laden is dead.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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