You know George Washington? He died.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Penis

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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