Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

My mom just died....

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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