Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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