What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Your Mom

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Anti Joke

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