What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Sarah Palin is President

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Anti Joke

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