- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Women's rights.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Someone told me about this website.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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