Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Penis in a box.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Women's rights.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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