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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

Rob Bell

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Microsoft Windows

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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