What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Jake Bowar

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Can I touch it?

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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balls in ya mouf

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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