Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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