How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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What flys? A fly

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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The WNBA

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Your mom goes to college

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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ruddell and dodds anal

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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