What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Dozer has a soul

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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brett is a dick

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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baby seal walks into a bar

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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