Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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My mom just died....

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Jake Bowar

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Anti Joke

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