- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

My mom just died....

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Don't think of granny porn

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

whats worse than flunking math? death.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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