what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Women's rights

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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