- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Exactly what?

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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