What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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21

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Pavel Novak

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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austins gay lolololol

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Penis

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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