What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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My Girlfriend

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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So dont touch it

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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NEVER

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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