- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Giving birth to the antichrist

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