- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

what time is it rape time

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Baseball

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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