A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Pavel Novak

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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penis

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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The WNBA.

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the guy below me is gay

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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