- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

the guy below me is gay

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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