- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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