Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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S.O.P.A

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Lebron Traveled

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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