What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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no u

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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