Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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The Economy

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Communism

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Grapefruit.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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