Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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KEVIN HART

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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