Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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