Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

what time is it rape time

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

I cant think of one (._. )

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